Naperville Workforce Solutions
Frequently Asked Questions
In an attempt to address the many queries we receive - and no, 2 a.m. is not an appropriate time to reach out - Loretta's emergency contact number is for emergencies only - and NO running out of Cheetos does NOT constitute an emergency (Wade, we're looking at you)- here are some apparent favorites:
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Should I have a resume?
​If you have to ask, you don't belong with NWS. Wait, don't go anywhere! We want you!
Yes, have a resume. If you need help, then find some help and get back to us.
Wait, don't go anywhere - we can help you with that!
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What's resume?
​First of all we would prefer you use a more complete version of that question i.e. "what is a resume?" or even something more descriptive like"What DOES a resume look like?" In a short while we'll provide some examples of what may pass for a resume and what may not.
How do you spell resume?
​Great question. Like that but with some accents.
What's an accent?
​It's a line, at an angle, over certain letters, which can change depending on the language you are writing in and can be... you know what? It's not so important. We can sort that out later. Don't go anywhere!
How much will I get paid?
​(note to editing staff: have webmaster remove this question.)
(Note to self: hire editing staff. and webmaster)
When will I get paid?
On payday, duh. Just kidding! but seriously. I mean yes, on payday.
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Is the work enjoyable?
Many people consider some elements of certain parts of occasional jobs somewhat enjoyable when asked under specific conditions while eating delicious food after some time has passed.
Do I have to dress?
Oh my, yes. Please join us only when clothed.
Do I have to dress up?
We expect that all our employees will represent themselves by appearing in respectable attire. Wait! Are you still there? Don't go anywhere! We can find you some clothes if you need them!
Are there benefits?
​Absolutely. Totally. Yes. So many beneficial things are possible in our work environment. What? You want specifics? (Note to self: Probably remove this one too).
Can I start right away?
Bless your heart.