Naperville Workforce Solutions 

A Brief History of Our Workplace

 

Thanks to the ruthless, strike that, er, reckless, um, what we mean to say is resourceful persistance of the Department of Villain Affairs (D.V.A.) all monsterkind, and all those thought to be of the villain persuasion, were incarcerated. Sorry, we mean that they were invited by force to become guests at an undisclosed D.V.A. location for an indefinite period of time.  

 

However, upon careful review by the House and Senate Judiciary, or possibly because the guards, er that is, D.V.A Guest Services Personnel kept mysteriously sprouting warts, or spontaneously  turning to stone, a decision was made to release all aforementioned D.V.A. guests back into the general population. It was determined that our town, Naperville, Illinois would be a perfect place for our group of detainees - oh sorry, we mean...oh fiddlesticks we'll stick to our guns this time, detainees it is - we knew Naperville would be a perfect place for this special group of folks to get back on their feet. And voila! With just a little Arctic White paint on the walls, and a brand new amendment to the Federal Constitution, Naperville Workforce Solutions was born.